Does Jan Ullrich Have a Fat Evil Twin?

By Jessica | Permalink | No Comments | January 31st, 2007 | Trackback

Is there more than one Jan Ullrich? I mean, in years past, he’d go from being gigantic in the off-season to sporting a toned racing bod during the Tour de France, so maybe there’s an evil twin brother we don’t know about. The newest example of potential schizophrenia is that on 30 January there was this blurb:

Jan Ullrich is going to court to prevent a DNA test of blood found in the offices of Dr. Eufemiano Fuentes last year. According to the dpa, his attorneys have asked a Swiss court to prevent Swiss authorities from turning over to German investigators a sample of Ullrich’s DNA.

And then on 31 January - yes, folks, just a day later - there was this:

“In a letter from January 22 to the Bonn prosecutors, Jan Ullrich clearly communicated through his attorneys that he is ready at any time to give a saliva sample in Germany,” said Ullrich’s spokesman Michael Lang. “Jan Ullrich has many times made known his willingness to cooperate with the prosecutors.”

Okay, let’s see if I have this right… The DNA prosecuters gathered at his house in September is off-limits, but he’s happy to hand over a saliva-coated Q-tip now? Yeah, Jan, I don’t know if anyone’s bothered to tell you this, but that doesn’t make you look good.

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